If you didn't mention that was a crest behind him I would have thought it was some massive hat.

Here you go you tech heads. A EZWEB device.

Isn't a EZweb device basically a small computer optimized to surf the internet?

Dad!

Hey Jere here are those Regs

um, Eric, is that for the Coachella Valley show? damn that's early... but awesome

ha ha... hooray for Safari!

10 points to the person who can translate this for me:

Jazzak Allah Khayran,
Assalamu Alaikum Wa Rahmatullah,

Interesting (?) stats from January 2005:

Average Pageviews per day: 413.29

Browsers by sessions: Mozilla - 50.73%, Internet Explorer 34.31%, Safari - 3.33%
Browsers by hits: Internet Explorer - 50.19%, Mozilla - 35.35%, Safari - 4.73% (I have no idea why these numbers are so different)

Platforms by sessions: Windows - 61.89%, Linux - 22.45%, EZWeb Device - 0.03% (Anyone know what an EZWeb Device is?)

Search term with the most referrals: Frosted Tipz
Other search terms of interest:
• Shout out out out out
• Lego gundams
• bebop cortez
• drugs & torpedos
• eddie ramone
• matt lisac
• free penis enlargement
• damnyouparas
• barbie loves rough sex
• douchebaggery maddox

(The above list does not include image searches, though they are predominantly Mary-Kate/Ashley Olsen related, or, of late, searches for that six-pound burger.)

At least Ralph's ahead of the dead guys.

Damn straight... one 'love' vote for Nicola Roberts (Girls Aloud) and I've made Ralph the King.