No.

There is a giant foot coming out of my navel (and other strips from Don of 'Rejected' fame.)

smart water makes it sound like you can drink it.
I'm not sure that's the point.
but I sure as hell like the idea of being able to paint someone else's more expensive stuff (or flat out stuff I want) with my smart water, and then have them getting in trouble for it. damn, that would make for some seriously hilarious (or terrible) sibling rivalry problems. and can you imagine divorces?

is this 'paint' visible?

the UK equivalent to Dirty South/CRUNK (ala Dizzee Dizz handlin' his bizz):

GRIME!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grime
http://www.runtheroad.com/

http://www.rephlex.com/main_index.html

Death of a Playwright

from guardian.co.uk

bout fuckin' time. new Vice.


We're pitching this new show to MTV called "Chink My Ride" where we take whatever shitty bike you have, add crazy handlebars, and give it to an Asian pimp. You don't get your bike back, but it's like a homeless guy giving you his cat—it's in a better place now.

some link:

testicle-attack

I was thinking about checking out "Suede" downtown tonight, if anyone is interested. I thought of it earlier in the week and mentioned it to Tony and Dana... but then forgot about it. So I figure I'd throw the idea out there and gauge interest.

Not exactly high-brow, but still brilliant. I love how he always writes in that little extra joke at the end, the topper.

FUCK THE IMPOUND MUSTARD DUDE! WHAT ABOUT CONVERGE MAN, CONVERGE??!!!!

Anyone seen that Visa commercial where the guy is picking up his car from the impound and he says "I didn't see the sign, I didn't know you couldn't park there"?
The guy at the booth at the impound - is he mustard man?
How come I keep seeing him everywhere now?
He was in men with brooms too. How odd.