Vulcan strength? YOU IDIOT!!! No wonder!!! Klingon Strength, Vulcan Logic!!!

Yo I be workin' late night in the lab
perfectin' my jabs. My mind be honed
cuz this life is on loan. Even when I
rest it's like a tireless groan. There's
no mercy under the light nor my night.
I be crawlin' to the fight, my head spinnin'
There's no way to fight right but
I gotta roll, where my boiz at at midnight
when the light bites bright and I'm just
too slight jumpin on the bomb site?
Step up forthright to the stand on the stage
pass me the mike and get ready to
be blown away and just pray you'll make
it to the next day to the cafe for a
damn triple latte.

Triple latte, pah, do they even make those? Tea dammit! Tea!
I'm so tired. Where's the vulcan strength I ordered? Damn you
Tuvok! Damn you!

Here's a pretty funny video I found of one of Edmonton's better-known bands. The funny thing is that Tom starts bitching about seeing a guitar costing $1500 in a guitar-shop when his own guitar is probably worth over 2 grand.

http://www.telusplanet.net/public/nathan06/movies/rockout2.mov

(taken from milkandcookies.com)

David Blaine performed such a horrific, gory illusion at a taping of Carson Daly's late-night show, NBC was considering canceling the segment. "Oh God, it was so gross - David pulled his beating heart out of his chest, put it back in, and then collapsed," said one spy at the taping. "He had to be carried off the stage by some helpers. Some girls in the audience ran out crying and screaming, while Carson just stood there stunned and they blacked out the stage."

Or instead of waiting up all night with your dial tuned to CBC3 you can just come down to the Victory Lounge tomorrow night (doors at about 8:00 or so) and instead of listening to Pangina on the shitty ol' radio you can watch them play a live show along with LIME. And then if you still want to you can always listen to Pangina on the radio AFTER THAT.

But despite all that, the Mark Birtles Project CD release at the Shark Tank is gonna be the better show I'm afraid.

For all you insomniacs out there, CBC Radio 3 has got another spot on the 780 scene this Saturday night.

| 3:00 am

Scott Lingley takes us around Edmonton, a city whose music scene flourishes this time of year; if only because hibernation isn't an option. Music from Junior Gone Wild, Pangina and Carolyn Mark soundtracks a trip through such city hot spots like Café Mosaics and the Ambassador Hotel that proves once and for all that Edmonton is more that just about the Oilers and Eskimos.


ARTIST | Track Title | Album | Label
-----------------------------------------------------
CAROLYN MARK AND THE NEW BEST FRIENDS | Slept All Afternoon | The Pros and Cons of Collaboration | Mint
JR. GONE WILD | What's Going On | Pull the Goalie | Stony Plain
SNFU | He's Not Getting Older, He's Getting Bitter | If You Swear You'll Catch No Fish | BYO
JERRY JERRY AND THE SONS OF RHYTHM ORCHESTRA | Dumb Love | Road Gore | Og
THE SMALLS | Nero Divla (To Each a Zone) | To Each a Zone | smallsongs
ELEVATORS | Frankie and Johnny | unreleased | n/a
PANGINA | Pangina Manufactures Consent | CJSR 18th Birthday | CJSR
MINSTRELS ON SPEED | Jacking Deer | s/t | Raging Postman
ROBIN HUNTER & THE SIX-FOOT BULLIES | Lonely Coffee Cups | Your Heart, My Sleeve | n/a
TWIN FANGS | Mujer Angel | Quelque Chose | Rectangle
SLOW FRESH OIL | Shut Up | Post-operative Socket Management | Green Pepper
JOHN HENRY | Spoilin' | Charmin' Billy | Riverdale Recorders
JEN KRAATZ | Square | Ashes | Riverdale Recorders
AA SOUND SYSTEM | Blue So Blue | Lily Plain You're Hardly Poor | New Saskatchewan
PAL JOEY | Last Chance for Food and Drink | Tennessee Angels | Green Pepper

No.

There is a giant foot coming out of my navel (and other strips from Don of 'Rejected' fame.)

smart water makes it sound like you can drink it.
I'm not sure that's the point.
but I sure as hell like the idea of being able to paint someone else's more expensive stuff (or flat out stuff I want) with my smart water, and then have them getting in trouble for it. damn, that would make for some seriously hilarious (or terrible) sibling rivalry problems. and can you imagine divorces?

is this 'paint' visible?

the UK equivalent to Dirty South/CRUNK (ala Dizzee Dizz handlin' his bizz):

GRIME!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grime
http://www.runtheroad.com/

http://www.rephlex.com/main_index.html

Death of a Playwright

from guardian.co.uk