Okay, so here's the sitch bitches... maybe you can help a brotha out:

Say you're dancing, minding your own business when this girl comes up to you and totally picks you up. Like, I mean- she makes all the moves that the guy should normally make. She hits on you, she asks to dance with you, she asks you your name, she compliments you, she fishes for compliments herself... the whole deal. You don't instigate shit... it's ALL her. All you're doing at this point is going along with it. Now say she's dancing with you totally close and won't stop complimenting you on your clothes but then she says (and this is the important part):

"You know, if you were a girl, I'd totally be all over you!"

At which point, you're not entirely sure what she means, and you try to formulate something to say, but before you can accomplish as much, she asks you:

"Are you disappointed to hear that?"

And you (being as sharp as a douche in a bag) quickly respond "naw, I'm just glad I have someone to dance with."


Now, say you continue dancing for a few songs and talking and making small chat and even though it seems pretty evident that she's 100% a lesbian (even though she doesn't seem like it), she asks you for your e-mail address. You give it to her, and then she says she wants to go for coffee with you and makes you shake on it.



WHAT THE FUCK!??? Did I just pick up a lesbian!?? Now what the fuck do I do!?????



For a lesbian she sure seemed interested in me. I can't wrap my fucking mind around this... This is sooo confusing.

Are there record stores in Calgary? ARE THERE RECORD STORES IN CALGARY!?? HOLY SHIT are there record stores in Calgary!

Hit up Record Land for all your oldskool vinyl needs. They have it whether you want it or not. It will blow your mind just walking into that place. It's like if an entire floor of rutherford library contained vinyl instead of books and it was jammed into half the space. THAT'S Record Land. The prices aren't amazing, but they're not stupidly expensive either. It's the kinda place you go to when you can't find the shit you're looking for anywhere else. I got myself some Buddy Rich records when I was there.

Also, maybe Eric can help me out with the name of the place... but there's this one store that's a comic-shop on one side and a record-shop on the other side (like half-and-half) and it's TOTALLY sweet! If Eric doesn't know the name of it either, just ask some people in Calgary where the record/comic shop is that has a mural painted on the brickwall side of the store? When we were there, everything in the entire store was 30% off. It was soooo rad. I spent like $200 in that store alone. And as opposed to Recordland, they specialize in more contemporary stuff, all the indie shit, all the hipster shit, all the hip-hop shit; they got it.

Between those two stores you're set. Nonetheless, there are some other places you can hit up too, but those two should be your main concern.

I'd like to see that can you hang on to it for me please?

can you say, holy fuckin' intense batman?

A COMPANY OF SOLDIER / FRONTLINE DOCUMENTARY

FRONTLINE reports from inside the U.S. Army's 8th Cavalry Regiment stationed in Baghdad for an up-close, intimate look at the dangers facing an American military unit in Iraq. Shot in the weeks following the U.S. presidential election, the film tracks the day-to-day challenges facing the 8th Cavalry's Dog Company as it suddenly has to cope with a dramatic increase in attacks by the insurgents.

i'm taping the reshowing tonight if anyone wants to watch but can't stay up

yeah AD i see what you're getting at. the only thing i suggest you consider is that most introductory texts try to present as many X-Theories as possible as it is a good way to generate content- your prof is likely to suggest his because he is more familiar with it, and not necessarily to discredit other ones. however on the topic of social theories though i don't know much about Criminology, i do know that rarely in real life can a single social theories explain all phenomena, and furthermore most theories though they are in academic competition with one another are rarely in themselves necessarily conflicting/opposite/mutually exclusive of one another.

And just for the record...

So, a little while ago, Al mentioned something about a possible day trip to Calgary over the Reading Week break. I'm wondering if anyone out there is still up for that, perhaps on the weekend.

(Are there any decent record shops there? An objective to the trip always helps.)

I was reading my criminology textbook today(as I have a midterm early next week) and I came across something that interested me. I'm going to use some jargon here that may not mean as much to some of you, but this is interesting none the less. As I was reading, I usually don't pay any attention to who wrote the cited works. I just want the content, but one of them caught my attention. This was because the name in question is the same as the dude who teaches my class. That's all fine and good, a teacher who knows what he's doing well enough to be cited in the textbook. That in itself isn't worth bringing to your attention. What is worth it though, is that I found his name in the instrumental Marxist section. That's a conflict theory that revolves around the idea that the state is the puppet of the capitalists. It only really serves to explain white colar crime and their apparent immunity from the law (labour laws, lawyer fees etc.) Their explanation for all the rest is rather weak as they claim the laws are just to control the masses. I don't put that much credit towards the theories as they oversimplify things way to much and only provide anything relevent to a section of crime for which there are better theories. So, having noticed this, the biase in my teacher is suddenly all to apparent. From his lectures you get a view of certain theories as being more relevant than others. From the text though, and from my own opinions, the biase is not well supported. Expecially as I'm a strain theory man myself. It's not a big deal really. He's a good teacher and he knows what he's talking about. I just can't look at him the same way anymore knowing his affiliation. please note, I know all teachers are biased, I just don't think you get an instrumental marxist every day.

also, i need to clear up my Credit Card bill pretty soon so could you Fagbians hit me back for those Noise Conspiracy tickets. thanks.

kay doucheniggas and niggbags, i'm gonna get to the bottom of this whole Constantines Weakerthans issue by asking Jon from SU

anyways, in HOT HOT HEAT NEWS:
SHOW:
April 13 Edmonton, AB @ Red’s

Elevator, the band’s second CD, will be in stores April 5 and the first single is "Good Night Good Night." The single was going to be the track "You Owe Me An IOU," but was changed last minute. The band will be touring Canada with U.K. buzz band The Futureheads and San Diego's Louis XIV.

http://www.chartattack.com/damn/2005/02/2210.cfm

and some weezer day festivities