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February 23, 2005 -- 4:53 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

Shit, I just noticed 2 words that were spelled wrong in that last post. This is gonna bug me. EDIT!!!

February 23, 2005 -- 4:51 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

Yeah, once you're about 20 or so, it's recommended that men get their prostate checked. I for one don't plan on having it done anytime soon... but I know a few people who have, and so do you (whether you realize it or not). I won't name names however...

But in comparing the two, I think prostate exams got gynecological exams beat. I mean, they go up there and take a little sample, and that's pretty much that right? I could be wrong, but that's the impression I got. I heard it was pretty quick.

Prostate exams on the other hand are much more traumatic, especially for homophobic males (which is roughly about 99.9999% of heterosexual men). Think about it; some dude puts on a rubber glove, inserts fingers all the way up your arsehole and wiggles it around until you get a hard on and cum all over the place. From what I know, the prostate is an errogenous zone and when you get it checked it's almost guaranteed that you'll ejacluate. How scary is that? Some strange dude sticks fingers up your ass and your physciological reaction is the same as if you just fucked a woman? That's gotta be totally psychologically damaging. The trauma would last for months at the least. I think almost all men would prefer to be raped at gun-point by a gang of fat ugly women than have their prostate checked; at least with the rape they don't have to worry about whether or not they're closeted faggots.

February 23, 2005 -- 4:24 PM
posted by carls junior

stefan left for 6 months today....he had some of my cd's with him...great, everybody pls come to halo on friday!

February 23, 2005 -- 4:13 PM
posted by alison

i don't know what it is with me and foreign films as of late, but I'm going to go to the 7pm showing of Bad Education (imdb site here) tomorrow evening at the Garneau. If anyone is interested, feel free to join me. I think it's $7 for students. There's another movie done by the same director: All About My Mother (IMDB again) that's also really worth looking at.

I've got to do something fun over reading week, so it's watching foreign films...
... yeah, I'm a little odd...

February 23, 2005 -- 4:08 PM
posted by Jere

You know teka, in the how ever many months I've had that DFA complilation #2, I've never listened to the third cd, I'm really diggin' pixeltran right now! Fuck it's amazin'

I also didn't check to see how many versions of yeah! is on this comp. It's messed.

While on the topic of welsh pronounciations, there is no better one to ask than a welshman himself... and I do seem to recall the W in welsh is said in northern french like two "o"'s
but in the south, I do believe it sounds more like "fuck you paras"... no wait "tubgirl" no... arrrgh, danm you tubgirl in all of your glory, isn't that right P?

February 23, 2005 -- 4:04 PM
posted by P

BOOOOOOOO

February 23, 2005 -- 3:29 PM
posted by alison

I'm just trying to convince some female friends that it's okay to go through with it, and that it's not the end of the world... but it would be nice if men had to endure something similar. .... for the sheer fact of equivalence if nothing else.

February 23, 2005 -- 2:50 PM
posted by Par

Alison, are you asking about the prostate exam (the infamous 'white glove' test)? If so, I'm pretty sure they aren't usually done until later in life, and generally when the risk of prostate cancer is higher (which is generally a combination of factors including heredity).

But thanks for bringing that up. Along the same lines: "Hey Andy! Nickelback!", and, "Hey [Jere, Percy, etc.]! Tubgirl!"

Yeah, Al, I'll be there.

February 23, 2005 -- 2:46 PM
posted by Al

Par are you going to Chili's tonight? I still need to pay you back for the T-shirt.

February 23, 2005 -- 2:45 PM
posted by eric

also, the CONSTANTINES ARE IN FACT PLAYING THE POWER PLANT. word.

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