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February 25, 2005 -- 3:04 PM
posted by Par

Percy, I think you need a healthy dose of no entropy. There's been a disturbing increase in the number of bizarre statements you've made over the last little while. (Need I mention the hockey handgrenades?)

February 25, 2005 -- 2:39 PM
posted by P

Gotta keep the options open.

February 25, 2005 -- 1:21 PM
posted by Par

"The patches contain a patent pending blend including amino acids, water, Oxygen and organics applied to a polyester substrate and sealed inside a polymer shell. All active ingredients are listed under FDA 21 CFR and are recognized as safe."
"Nothing enters the body; LifeWave IS NOT a transdermal patch. This is a completely new science and new approach to energy, performance and stamina."

Of course, the fact that nothing enters your body shouldn't make you think the patent pending blend of chemicals isn't revolutionary.

I guess it was a long time coming. My SUV isn't as cheap as it used to be. Of course, in typical federal government nature, rather than taking action on this issue, they aren't implementing this (and I love this word) feebate yet. They're only proposing "consideration of a vehicle feebate," so who knows when or if it will happen. I do love this minority government though. They've managed to put policy from all their political opponents into the budget, so people are hesitant to vote against it, but they haven't put any implementation in for some programs, and for others, the implementation is put off until 2008-2010, by which time some different, subsequent government could decide, "meh, we don't need to do that." Shrewd. And irritating. Mr. Dithers rides again.

February 25, 2005 -- 6:38 AM
posted by Beck

February 25, 2005 -- 2:41 AM
posted by Beck

My flight leaves Heathrow at 10:50am tomorrow, in order to get there 2 hours before my flight I have to catch a train from here at 5:58am. There aren't any cabs running at that time so I can't get to the train station...
This means I might have to go to London this evening, and spend the night at the airport. And that sucks.

February 24, 2005 -- 6:12 PM
posted by nobody knows my face


"kuz no one ever knows what I'm talkin about, yea that's right my name's Yao (wikka-wikka-wikka)."

February 24, 2005 -- 6:02 PM
posted by guyscantwrite

yo i seconds dat- dis wack bitch sounds fulls of shit, yaoming?

February 24, 2005 -- 5:54 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

oh yeah, as for why it could possibly be perceived as an insult (though I'm pretty sure that wasn't her intention), it's kuz she actually said it more like this:

Guys can't write, so what the hell's up with yours???

February 24, 2005 -- 5:52 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

Sorry guys. I just keep bringing it up because I'm totally sitting on the fence with this one, and I'm trying to work it out in my head. I don't even know if I find her attractive or not... I can't even make up my mind about something as instinctual as physical attraction!!! Plus, I still don't really know if she's a lesbian or not, and either way she's so straight-up about everything that I probably wouldn't have a modicum of control and then I might just end up stuck in something I want out of. That's the worst-case-scenario granted, so by no means am I particularly worried about it, but at the same time I gotta think the whole thing through...

But it's all good. I'll ask Clark at band practice tonight. He's the go-to specialist on this shit.

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