I dunno... I'm not really diggin' Jessica Alba. Or Tara Reid for that matter... although damn that's some high-quality photography! Her breast is like life-sized on my monitor. But look at that face; I dunno... I'm not feelin it. Even the tit looks funny. I think just normal girls with good style are much hotter than either of those so-called celebrities. But then I guess that's probably just me...

http://www.freshnessmag.com/

SOMETHING FOR BECK:
http://drunkenstepfather.blogspot.com/

SOMETHING FOR JERE:
http://www.thatsjustnotright.com/movies/hires/image.html?http://thatsjustnotright.com/movies/hires/tarareid/

http://www.gawker.com/news/unused/entertainment/tara-reids-breast-fest-barn-door-open-cow-hanging-out-025063.php



ILL SHIT:
http://www.holdthattiger.com/


NOT SO ILL SHIT:
http://www.nycrapemap.org/

I find this hilarious... the catholic cult is speaking out against Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code because it makes claims about the history of the catholic "church". No mention of the fact that it is a work of fiction.

Lamenting that even 'Catholic bookstores' stocked the bestseller, Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone said that "we are clearly facing a formidable distribution strategy here. The book is everywhere. There is a very real risk that people who read it will believe the fables it contains are true." - source

Damn! Before you know it you'll be finding copies of "The Da Vinci Code" in the top drawer of every nightstand in every hotel room.

OMFG IS IT POSSIBLE THAT I DO NOT MASTERBATE ENOUGH OR SOMETHING?!?! WOWEE WOW WOW WOW!!!

pardon me, I had some posting problems... the SEEDY SATURDAY post is mine...

and, I'm sure, since you're all a lot more hip than me, you already know about this, but: cbc radio three is pretty neat... they have some interesting playlists, and it's going to help me expand my musical awareness of Canada...

Fresh off the CJSR listserv:

Hinterland (Vancouver space-rock band)
with: Storyboard, the Faunts and Por Nada

Starlite Room, 30 April

no word yet on tickets

I KNEW there was a reason SubWay was on my list of places to burn down...

Anyways, here is something that you should watch, even if you have seen it already.
Nutri-grain commercial

why can't the edmonton coalition against war and racism (ECAWAR) host their events on days that don't have Seedy Saturday on them? Given the new legislation that will likely soon be passed, we have another war on our hands that I think we need to throw a lot of energies behind - the right for people to save seed. And it may seem really laughable to you all, but given that the majority of the world relies on common seed (aka seed they've collected and shared amongst one-another) and not purchased seed from corporations, the fact that patent rights (and a number of different legislations) will take away all ability for farmers, gardeners, and just about anyone who grows plants from seed to save their own, I think I will be going to SEEDY SATURDAY instead.

though of course, the more popular cause will be the obvious one - war - until one day our food skyrockets in price, farmers disappear from the prairies and you get fined for trying to grow your own carrots. (this is me not manipulating my statements ... or manipulating them... depending on what you think of me)

Fuck world poverty and war... there are bigger issues here.

1. Teaching people where the caps lock button is
2. People advertising their causes to [quote]FUCKSTUPIDS[/quote]
3. Grammar
4. People using angry messages to promote world peace

Now please rephrase that last message as follows:

Hello my fellow fuckstupids. I would like to interrupt this silly banter with an anti-war/anti-poverty message.

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