Man, I think you'll work fulcrum in Division B. He sucks. But then again, I'm not sure how they judge the battles on that site, so I could always be wrong.

Speaking about sports I'm slowly inching my way up the MMFT loser division. If I meet Farfanite again I think I'll lose. See all the action here.

I hear yah Alison. Sport can be enjoyed just for the sake of the sport. Otherwise sports like UFC, Pride, K-1, Shooto, and even wrestling could be perceived as homoerotic outburst(Don't you think 2 nearly naked guys grappling each other in a pseudo-death match seems gay?). The problem is too much sexual frustration and no way to release it, therefore everything seems sexual. There is really easy answer to this problem, all us single guys should get girlfriends. Seeing as how we been trying to do that for about 5 years now you'll have to put up with these idosyncrasies for a while. Sorry.

Ohhh man, I know the chick you're talking about; and yeah, she was hot too!!! But no, that's not the one I meant. The other girl was a bit shorter, skinnier, and she had blonde hair also but it was longer.

pfft. i hold my cousins like that... yeah they're like eleven... what? what? too illegal for you bitches?!

Going back to wednesday night, I don't think that was her cousin man, unless we are thinking of some other girl that was holding on to you for dear life. Tall (about my height), blonde, short hair, nose ring wearing all black. Her "cousin was hanging onto her hips earlier in a very Boyfriendish sorta way.

*sigh

so much wasted time. just when i thought i found some cool designer shoes for cheap, UPS decides to plop a 30 customs fee. fuck that. i'll just do like taylor and draw the shit outta some cheap pair instead

Gah... I hate it when I have four things to do and can't make progress on any of them...

Teller Speaks!
(By the way, Penn and Teller received the 2005 Richard Dawkins award. Also, a new season of Bullshit! starts April 25th)

The Sinatra Group

Life Hacks:

Hey home entertainers! Do you have candle wax dried in your rug or carpet? Spread a sheet of newspaper over the wax and go over it a few times with a hot iron. The wax will free from your carpet and stick to the newspaper.

Hey sexual deviants! Do you have candle wax dried to your feet? First, you’ll need some newspaper…

that's awful. I didn't say I had a thing for chainsaws. there's just something distinctively nostalgic and wonderful about the smell of cut wood and the roar of a chainsaw (which can also be evil in other situations - like clear cuts). man, you (you know who you are) have too much sex on the brain. I wasn't trying to sexualize timber sports, I just think they're awesome in their down-to-earth raw non-commercialized/exploited form.

ART:

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from the dude that brought you portraits of people on drugs (as read in VICE) now, CUM SHOT FACIAL PORTRAITS!!