All I can say is

Personally I think everyone needs to take a deep breath and recognize that we're all busy and stressed and just try to tolerate each other's idiosyncrities, interests, obsessions, and freakouts. I mean, isn't that what friends are for? To tolerate you? Or we could settle things in naked mudwrestling bouts. Of course then we'd have people picking fights just to get nekkid.

So I left a couple pieces of KFC on my kitchen table to which my dumbass dog helped herself. I know you're not supposed to feed dogs chicken because they can choke on the bones, but if she's already eaten the chicken (including the bones) do you think she'll be okay? She's sleeping right now. Can dogs digest chicken bones?

Paras, that's because it IS a hoax... I think you knew that, but I'm not entirely sure. However, Brittney DID cover Buddy Rich's classic song "The Beat Goes On". It's a brilliantly composed piece, but everyone seems to love fucking it up for some reason. Sonny and Cher fucked up the whole song LONG before Brittney was even a glint in her father's eye.

And AL, I think you got that STAR WARS quote wrong. It goes like this:

So.... I get the keys to my new apartment this Friday, which means study breaks for the weekend and early next week will consist of moving small shit across the parking lot. It does however mean that I can be moved earlier than the 30th (which is good, because before I only had 6 hours to move everything). If anyone is done exams and has nothing to do on Thursday the 28th (before Jess's whatcha-ma-do) I would appreciate the help. I'll try to grab some dollies and carts from Culligan to make things easier.

It seems so hoaxy, but Oops I Did It Again.

And here you go, Al, Zoroastrianism. For the curious, this came up in conversation about Mehtas unrelated to me, as determined by this religious difference. An example is the famous (though no one I talk to seems to know him) conductor Zubin Mehta who was born into a Parsi (Indian Zoroastrian) family. Another example of this difference is the non-relation between M.K. Gandhi and the political dynasty of Indira Gandhi. (She, of course was the daughter of Jawaharlal Nehru, the first Prime Minister of India who was most famous for a style of jacket, and she had married Feroze Gandhi, who changed his name to the famous surname because it was similar to his mother's maiden, Parsi name, "Ghandy". Did you catch all that?)

They say that, for every satire, there's always someone who thinks it's true. Does that mean that the quality of a satire can be measured by the number of people who think it's true?


And I don't know about the fighting Al, but it's got me really fucking pissed off.

Why is everyone fighting? Or arguing? That makes baby Jesus cry... Now you guys are making me sad... Which then makes me angry... anger leads to hate... hate leads to the darkside... Then the Ogre will reveal his true form... You don't want to see the ogres true form...

heh heh, I was watching those cycling videos Jere posted and I was listening to the sound-track and I kept hearing this record scratching in the soundtrack... but I got freaked out when the video stopped but the scratching sound kept coming out of the speakers. I couldn't figure out what the hell was wrong!!! Then I realized it was just my pet crabs making noises. hahahaha They were fuckin REMIXING that shit!!!! hahahaha

And on about the most abyssmal note I can think of:

Edmonton's only real all-ages venue, THE SHARK TANK, broken into, robbed and ransacked.


I fuckin hate people. I honestly do. Both of my bands owe a LOT to that place.


This means that all of the upcoming Shark Tank shows are cancelled until further notice. And unfortunately, there were a LOT of sweet shows coming up there. IE: JUNIOR PANTHERS.