haha! Taylor, that thing is way too funny. If it was up all the time, while making every visit to this site that much funnier, it would also make it that much more, um, suggestive and inappropriate for work... not that it's stopped me from visiting before...

here are a sampling of the ones I've seen this evening:
3... 2... 1... my huge cock
what is nobody knows my face?
do it with my huge cock.
my huge cock - a safe place in an unsafe world. (uh, sure)

I'm not kidding. this is too funny.

well, Beck, you may not be able to benefit from the perks I hinted at... you're already over-qualified... but if you don't mind driving me, I'll think up some other perk for you... it'll just have to come some time later after I'm back from LLB



And, not that this is something most of you will be interested in, I've just found this really interesting - and great - jam band that plays a lot of folksy stuff, but does get into some of the harder stuff too. If you're interested, go to their website and listen to some of their free tunes John Butler Trio in the audio/video section - just select a gig and start clicking on songs. it's good stuff. zebra is their new single - as showing on Bravo!Videos - but the rest of their stuff isn't all like that... though it's all pretty good thus far.

And, special on Johnny Cash tomorrow night on Bravo! exciting! If only I was home. for some reason The Man In Black is just worth watching.

I can probably fit you into my busy pre-8 am schedule for Friday

"My huge cock extra dry"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA

Hey Paras, can you put that "my huge cock" banner next to "damnyouparas.com" at the top? It's too funny NOT to be there! Everytime I hit refresh I almost piss myself laughing at the phrases it comes up with for "my huge cock"!!! hahahaha

eg: You're in good hands with my huge cock.

HAHAHAHAHA

uh... no comment...


I have an interesting proposition for anyone on here to think about. I need to get to the university Friday morning by 8am ish so that I can leave for Lac La Biche. It involves me packing a whole bunch of gear along to the uni, but then leaving for a month... so I don't want to drive my own car - ugh, a month of parking tickets? eww... but my entire family will have disappeared to the rockies/sylvan lake area. So, my proposition is mostly that I need a ride, but there may be interesting perks if anyone is actually willing to do this... (and no, not in a 'friends with benefits' sort of way). If no one can, I can probably get a ride with my boss, but he'll likely be going at some ungodly hour far before 8, so I've turned to you all to see if I have a second option. Please e-mail me if you can!

hahahaha

Maybe the Simpsons are getting a 2nd wind... (or 3rd, 4rth, 5th... who knows, they've been on a long time). I thought the "Scratch Bob Itch Pants" from the last episode was pretty funny.

If you hit refresh, the slogan in this picture will be different everytime.

AL: Well, it's not really what I wanted/planned to do FOR my birthday, but yeah I want to do it, and yeah it's on my birthday, so uh... I dunno. I mean, playing 2 shows is totally cool and playing with my bands is probably like one of my favourite things to do... but at the same time getting 2 bands worth of gear to a show and back twice (and setting it up and taking it down and soundchecking and everything) doesn't leave much time for me to enjoy my birthday, y'know? I could use some time to chill. So I guess maybe I could do something specifically for my birthday later, but I hadn't really planned on anything. Originally I was hoping to go skateboarding all day with the guys in my band and the guys in this other band called Stillframe and then after that whoever wanted to meet up with us could meet for dinner at sushi. But I'll try and put together something along those lines at a later date maybe.