Also, the robot video got posted on here a while ago.

here: http://www.damnyouparas.com/index.php?msgid=20050120103629Al

And there's also this: http://www.damnyouparas.com/index.php?msgid=20041215024035nobody

...and ditto what eric said...

you're not 1337 until you capitalize the w.

oooh!!! pWnd!!11!1!

asshole?

As for "pwned", it is right in the original sense but was shortened to "pwnd" by gamers who don't have the time in game to type the extra e.

Asshole.

Ok, so maybe I'm biased because it's me (and you'll see what I mean when you watch this), but Taylor you have to check out this video. I'd say it's the coolest robot dance ever.

The Robot

Best 30 seconds...
... ever.

I like the tubgirl and goatsex references... plus the domo-kun "everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten" bit is pretty good too. However the designer is clearly a bit of virtual-poseur since they spelled 1337 and pWnd wrong. Nonetheless, that's actually a really cool shirt design. I'd buy it if I saw it in a store.

edit: oh shit, that's a threadless design: I should've guessed as much.

The internet, in T-Shirt form:

The Typoology Project continues...:

Mortage (n.)
A loan taken out to pay for one's funeral. (Not usually considered a wise investment for the lending institution.)


e.g. Dear Sir, Have you heard about our new low mortage rates?
(Source: Paras' spam.)