sweeeeeeet. my shit is falling into place and i haven't even really had to do anything to earn it...possible helping spot in DJing Hipster Night @ Wunderbar - more to come later. word 'em up bitches


(sure they got rid of the sweet hid away room, but at least they replaced it with Galaga)

new vice is up. you know what that means? naked old dudes in the DO'S section and....



EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE GROSS JAR!!! SCROTUMDIDDLYUMSCIOUS!!

whoa shit. i'm just chatting with Sandy and she said that she had a HOT DOG WRAPPED IN BACON IN NYC- DANNY, YOU IS ON SOME NEXT SHIT MUTHAFUCKA

kay TARDLINGS, you wanna stay hip?

check out BUMROCKS cause they have DFA RECORDS BROTHA, TIM SWEENEY GUESTLIST their mp3blog this week. who tha fuck do you have- MOBY?

while we're on the SWEENEY tip- from Paras' link, Sandy found this sweet shit Pickup Lines:
The First Drafts.
BY MARK VANDERHOFF

see the best part is, my comment (which is reverse racist) presumes your kids are unknowingly spitting out a racist idea, whereas your comment on my comment is a reverse reverse critque of the reverse racist comment, you all follow?

in the mean time, Deep Throat reveals his identity, and wahdoyaknown, it WASN'T ALL YOUR MOMSIS AFTER ALL!!!

I thought Gagliano WAS gone??? I guess I'm wrong.

also:

"just because someone's not White they automatically gotta be some poor ass fool that scrounged and saved to sneak into this [country]?"

What the fuck are you talking about? Who said anything about poor-ass illegal immigrants? Man, the kids I talked to didn't think anything close to what you're implying. Give them some credibility. In fact, I'm offended that you think that just because they're stupid white high-school kids (which they are) that you automatically think that that's what THEY'RE thinking. Man, that's not cool; that's actually racist.

Anyway, I gotta haul jet boys. I'll read the rest of this shit later.

the lesson to be learned is not to fuck up and act duplicitous

This is the lesson for the individual that I'm trying to point out is being made.

to the point where it damages your ethnicity?

This is the first glance concern concerning ethnicity, the validity of which, in combination with the first lesson, is questioned by Par.

I agree with you tho, eric. Par knows all that already and there ought to be something set up against a future Grewal messup.

Wait, was I just called a smart ass?

Actually, they did can Gagliano. First they fired him from public works minister and sent him to ambassador to Denmark. Then they fired him from that.

And that's honest mushroom eating, fireball throwing, smooth-talking Italians.