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June 09, 2005 -- 9:34 PM
posted by Beck

Wow it seems that I am really a terrible, terrible person.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very High

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

June 09, 2005 -- 7:03 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

break time. A major portion of my portfolio has been completed this afternoon. Good work me!

June 09, 2005 -- 7:02 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

well, he can be promoted to King or something. And besides... who ever said there can't be more than one prince?

June 09, 2005 -- 5:35 PM
posted by Par

Bah, it's probably the doppelgänger that walks around CAB...

So, the upcoming NBC reality show called "Who Wants To Be a Hilton?", starring Kathy Hilton, famous for mothering (?) Paris Hilton, is apparently "tragic — really bad." I wish they had paid me the production money, so I could make that pronouncement on my own...

June 09, 2005 -- 5:22 PM
posted by eric

from the Listen Records mailout:

Kevin Smith
November 22
@ Winspear Centre


Zah?

June 09, 2005 -- 5:21 PM
posted by eric

i don't think i sent you that Head Automatica, but i did post the leak on May 29, 2005 -- 7:03 PM
Album drops in August and it's killin' already.

my understanding of Satan is that he's behind me.

June 09, 2005 -- 4:26 PM
posted by Par

My understanding of Satan et. al. may not be the most complete, but isn't Satan the Prince of Darkness? At the very least, I'm sure I've heard that title somewhere, indicating to me that it may have already been taken.

Besides, you're competing with Judas, Brutus and Cassius! Those fuckers know evil (of which, apparently, a large portion is betrayal). I would think the best you could end up with is Duke of Lesser Darkness or Baron of Western Abomination. More likely, though, is a Lordship, like all the truly evil people.

June 09, 2005 -- 4:12 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

Oops, I forgot to mention all day... but regnyouth is no longer being updated. Be grateful I showed you those links yesterday when I did kuz now you'll never get regnyouth updates again!

June 09, 2005 -- 4:10 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

But I wish I was though... that way I'd be trapped in ice and not burning alive. And I'm sure if I was at least chillin with satan I could probably suck up to him and become some prince of darkness or whatever... which wouldn't be so bad. If you can't beat 'em...



Weird, I found this album on my hard-drive and I don't remember downloading it. Anyway, the band is called "Head Automatica" and the tunes are pretty catchy. I looked them up and surprisingly the band is comprised of the guy from Glassjaw and Dan The Automator. WTF???

Eric, did you send me that album? I don't have a clue how I got it.

June 09, 2005 -- 4:04 PM
posted by Al

Tay don't worry. At least you aren't keeping Satan company.

-Strictly for my ninjas

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