All classics! Here is another:

What are you doing at the U, eric?

Chappelle's Show is done.
"[It] was like the Tupac of TV shows." -- Charlie Murphy, who claims it's done.

YES!! hacky joke here a little goof ball there and i'm jobbed at the U, wooohooo bitches!! Plus the Sugar Bowl Dj night with Moe is on track, rotation at Wunderbar is cool, and i might even have some drop ins on a Savoy night YEEEEEEAAAA everything's coming up Milhouse!!

do people still give a shit about Lindros? i guess he would work okay with a Pronger type. i dunno. hockey's gonna be severely fucked up this year -let's hope for the better.

ok, so this is what I have learned through the grapevine. That is, my older brother knows a guy who works for 630ched who have all the inside scoops on what's going on in the oiler's camp. Basically it's this; the oilers are in serious negotiations with kariya, lindros and zhamnov. Any personal calls on that?

Ed, you're forgetting that classic Oilers-related Winters comic:

hey all! so here's the thing, i just realized that i leave for RockRidge Canyon (the Young Life camp both Eric and I go to as leaders every year). and you know what else i realized? I have 5 days to get together costumes for our volleyball tournament. and i have no ideas! so i'm asking for help. if any of you have ideas for an awesome volleyball costume that is 1) not sexually provocative, 2) inexpensive to put together for group of 5-6, and 3) easy to transport please let me know! email me, post here, whatever works best for you. Thank you!

in case you need examples in the past my cabin has gone as zombies, pirates, cowboys, the beastie boys from the sabatoge video, and flowers. thanks again!

Still funny though.

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