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August 04, 2005 -- 6:11 PM
posted by Beck

I do indeed want a sneak peek, depends on if I can get over there though...

August 04, 2005 -- 6:09 PM
posted by Pam

If anyone is interested in a sneak peak tonight at the garage sale stuff. I am now home.

August 04, 2005 -- 5:07 PM
posted by Par

August 04, 2005 -- 4:55 PM
posted by Jere

hey beck, I hear this good joke...
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August 04, 2005 -- 2:59 PM
posted by edo

"Whatever happened to Canadian born citizens getting this position? I never considered separation, but I'm beginning to entertain the thought. I no longer recognize my own country and it's not my Canada."

I took a look at the www.gg.ca website, looks like 19 GG's have been born outside Canada, whereas only 8 have born inside Canada. They've been born everywhere! England, Scotland, India, Italy... 'course they were mostly old stuffy british dudes.

August 04, 2005 -- 2:18 PM
posted by Par

Would you rather watch the sequel to that Antonio Banderas Zorro movie, or Zorro 2110, a film featuring Zorro that is set in the future.

It's up to the courts to decide whether the latter can even be made, because Sony claims the rights to the character. (Is there nothing in the public domain?)

August 04, 2005 -- 1:49 PM
posted by *andy thompson

First: That Firefly/Warp One story makes my heart sing. (Thanks Tay.)

Anyway, Petro: I'm definitely interested in going to Serenity -- especially with a pal. I know Nate and Lisel are both quite interested too, so we should be able to wrangle a bit of a crew together. When's it open?

Second: I really want to see The Aristocrats. I'm still not sure if it will be playing here in Edmonton, but this movie's right up my alley: It features over a hundred comedians telling the most gratuitously obscene, anti-climactic non-joke.

The joke itself -- named after its punchline -- is essentially a pair of bookends; the start and the finish are always the same, but the middle is a free-for-all that the comedian fills with horrifically hilarious images of incest, beastiality, scatological humour, etc. ("Even in comedy, it's the singer, not the song.")

Here's an example of the joke, featuring the South Park kids. (Watch at your own risk. Seriously.)

Anyway, the film includes favourites like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, Chris Rock, Penn & Teller, Don Rickles, Eric Idle, George Carlin, Bill Maher, Bob Saget, Sarah Silverman, Drew Carey, "The Onion" staff, Trey Parker (South Park), Andy Richter, Paul Riser, and Kevin Pollak. (And even not-so-favourites like Carrot Top and Andy Dick!) So, uh, I'm pretty excited, to say the least.

Lastly: "Whatever happened to Canadian born citizens getting this position? I never considered separation, but I'm beginning to entertain the thought. I no longer recognize my own country and it's not my Canada."

If that's the dude's biggest complaint -- that she's not Canadian-born -- well, then, uh, he's a douche.

August 04, 2005 -- 1:24 PM
posted by Par

If you're curious about eric's "LEEEEROY" reference, you may have to watch this clip.

Slashdot comment about intelligent design:

And it's not just the media consumers, but the brains of media consumers, which were hardwired by evolution to prefer gossip, political posturing, and photos of pretty girls and cute babies eating ice cream over thoughtful, rational discourse.

So nobody believes in evolution because of evolution. Which to my mind pretty much proves that there's no intelligent designer involved in this process.

August 04, 2005 -- 1:10 PM
posted by Beck

I took care of a rabbit once. I have first hand witnessed this phenomenon. In fact, when I told people this they didn't believe me.

August 04, 2005 -- 12:07 PM
posted by edo

Yeah, its fairly obvious they were playing politics with this one. Apparently reaction to Jean's appointment has been fairly negative... or at least blase. Then again the tone of Canadian politics right now seems to be like that, if not more cynical. Personally I would have liked to have seen Romeo Delaire get the job if he hadnt gone to the Senate.

From my experience with rabbits... I don't think they often eat their own pellets if there are other options around.

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