Anyone going to Chromeo and SOOOO on Tuesday? $13 at Blackbyrd/Listen. (First mentioned, I think, by a face I know.)

AOKI TICKER: THE RAKES SIGN TO DIM MAK TO RELEASE EP IN OCTOBER AND ALBUM AT AN UNKNOWN DATE IN 2006.


yah who's all over this shit, holla at ya boi

how come there's no meteor showers outside? What a fuckin rip. I want my money back.

emily: I puked all over the armoury I hate that place!
me: damn. That's shitty.
emily: I only ate like a roll of blice...
everyone: uh, what???
emily: I only ate like a rice and some noodles!!!
me: shit, really? How much noodles?
emily: only like 3 seconds of noodles! That's barely 5 noodles!
me: damn. But I guess if they were ridiculously LONG noodles it's not so bad.
emily: yeah they're from the italian center so it's probably good.

we laugh hysterically at this point whereupon Emily smacks her head on the wall really friggin hard.

me: shit, didn't that hurt?
emily: No! High Five!

well now, that was morbid.

at least that way if the marriage bombs and she slits her wrists she only has to do it once.

I say you should give them a good knife. No one ever gives out the good knives anymore. A good knife goes a long way whether it be faster cooking, better cutting, and good quality food. A good knife is a good foundation for excellent food or a gourmet cuisine.

Quick:

Does anyone have any ideas for a gift to give friends who are getting married? They aren't registered anywhere, and all I can get out of the bride is ice cube trays and a cheese grater. I'm thinking I'll end up getting them some wine, but is there anything else you all can think of?

Any ideas would be appreciated!

okay, so... it's the middle of August, and it's only getting up to the mid teens during the day. Where is summer? Maybe there's a lesson for me here: don't live in Hinton if you want true summer... though I haven't had to bother with shorts this year yet... just roll up your pants a bit and you're set. Makes field work more bearable, but still, I'd like some warm weather... please?

oh man, jew turn to Danny and say, "THAT'S SOOO GAY!!!" didja? didja?