At breakfast this morning my dad asked me what I was going to do with my machining. He didn't think it made enough money to make a decent living. I then asked what that was suppose to mean, I was going to get a engineering job, so it wouldn't really matter for the time being. He then replied that I would NEVER get a engineering job and I should think ahead for the future, I should go to Nait and get a machining certificate or something else. WHAT THE FUCK? I graduated 4 months and 1 week ago, I don't have a engineering job and my parents think it is all over? They were my fucking rock! Why did they lose all hope already? I don't understand... To say the least I'm still shocked. Troy said before he got his engineering job that he reached a low point. This is my low point. Can't they even wait 1 year before losing all hope? I put 5 years of blood, sweat and tears to get that degree! Getting a job is nothing in comparison to getting that degree. I don't think things between me and my folks will never be the same again, 24 years ruined by 1 day.

I only have two type of news for you today, bad news and mediocre news. Well lets start with the bad news.

Ok, stay with me, kids. Picture in your mind one Eric Forman. Transport him to New York, present day. Now, make him a reporter.

You with me so far?

Now, give him a burning hatred for a certain masked superhero, and an alien symbiote that gives him superpowers.

That's right. Topher Grace is... Venom

It appears that water existed and continues to exist on Mars.

iPod Shuffle just got punked.

Couldn't find a picture so I'm not going to join in this picture orgy.

If my blood is going to boil this long, I might as well make some soup with it.

Well, if we're all posting pictures, how about the alphabetical naming system for Bush administration disasters from the Daily Show?

and all this time i thought punk was dead!! time to whip out those cargo shorts kids!

Now what are the pirates supposed to do? Thanks for driving cars, jerks.