Eric, you can borrow my copy of Transformers if you would like. I have to mantain my status as all purpose Transformers Geek somehow. That Robot Rock thing sounds fucking awesome, Lisac and I watched Alice in Wonderland and the Wall more than once while we were totally messed up, I can only imagnie what that would be like.

what in God's fuck is an Asstractor?

the internet is awesome.

good call, man.

More like tangerines man, more like tangerines.

intangibles... is that like testicles or something?

You guys remember that rookie in Oilers training camp who got sent down to the juniors, Rob Schremp? Bearing in mind that this isn't exactly NHL level, let's look into how he's doing down there. His team was 1-4 before he showed up. They've since won every game he's been in. He's played 7 games. He has 32 points. There's only one guy scoring more than him in the league (David Bolland, who has 36 points), and he's Schremp's linemate, and has played in those five games that Schremp didn't.

But that's ok. The Oilers got to hang on to Jani Rita, and he's got great... intangibles?

Hey, Andy, Something Awful's got an "interview" with your favourite teenage white supremacist duet singer-songwriter sensations: Prussian Blue.