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go back to maingo to old version

November 29, 2005 -- 12:08 AM
posted by eric

yeah that was a gooder.

November 29, 2005 -- 12:01 AM
posted by eric

HOLYFUCK

November 28, 2005 -- 11:43 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

The best part about that shoot-out goal is how it rocks the goaltender's waterbottle. That's the real kicker to the nuts. He just takes that puck and fuckin pops the dude's water bottle up into the air like it ain't no thang. It's like giving some chick the best fuck of her life and then just before she's gonna squirt you take it out and rub one off just because you can. It's just that extra little bit of icing on the cake that lets everyone know you're the shit.

November 28, 2005 -- 11:24 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

Paras, when you come back edit your message where you quoted me. I never use the wrong their/there without catching it at least 10 minutes down the road.

November 28, 2005 -- 11:19 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

Yes it is. The calendar still existed in time. 20 million years down the road, naked apes with giant tits swinging like hairy sacks of water could come back to november 28 2005 in time machines and we'd still be right here using our stupid ass calendars.

November 28, 2005 -- 11:18 PM
posted by Par

That's all for me. G'night everybody!

November 28, 2005 -- 11:18 PM
posted by Par

fuck you man. Tell that to LAZER RUNNER.

I will, as soon as I find the fucker. He's just too fucking fast. Something about the speed of light...

November 28, 2005 -- 11:16 PM
posted by Par

What if instead of blasting all their shit into space NASA decided to do it backwards and blast there shit into the EARTH one day and launched our planet into the sun by January 2006? Huh? Then what? You think there will be snow then? huh? do you?

Is it really January 2006 if there's no one raised in a society that relies on the Gregorian calendar around to count to that date?

November 28, 2005 -- 11:16 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

fuck you man. Tell that to LAZER RUNNER.

November 28, 2005 -- 11:15 PM
posted by Par

Yes.

what, you're psychic now too?

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