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November 30, 2005 -- 5:57 PM
posted by alison

so, from the blog linked in Par's post: (funniest shit ever)

"6:55 PM - A special blog annotated for the benefit of Jason Kenney and the Conservative war room, just to avoid confusion:

Had a good day in Quebec (a predominantly French-speaking province on the right-hand side of Ontario). Introduced the candidacy of Marc Garneau, the first Canadian in space (the expanse beyond Earth's atmosphere in which the solar system, stars and galaxies exist). PM gave a speech at a Chamber of Commerce (the exhange or buying and selling of goods, commodities, property or services to produce material wealth). Now we're going out on the town in Montreal to have a gay (frivolous), old time."


and... did anyone else enjoy the Daily Show and Colbert Report last night? top notch info on the Canadian political situation, particularly from Samantha Bee

November 30, 2005 -- 5:51 PM
posted by alison

hmm... debate debate, go to the revolutionary speaker series or ... not? It's 11 dollars plus whatever parking is... so it's not too cheap, but I'd likely spend a bit at Chilli's anyway... I dunno...

Samantha Nutt (check the RSS website here) from War Child is most definitely a draw, but it takes a particular mindset to want to sit in a theatre for a few hours listening to a talk about war and its impact to people in war-torn countries. I don't know that i'm there today.

is anyone else going?... . . . ... because if there's one thing I'm good at, it's following someone else... haha

November 30, 2005 -- 3:42 PM
posted by Par

Excellent, a chance to talk politics!

Actually, I'd just like to introduce you guys to Paul Martin's speechwriter's blog.

Now, I die a little inside when saying the phrase "I was reading this blog", and I know that a blog sponsored by a political party is about as real as that delightful plastic cheese spread (and valued just as highly), but this one is actually amusing. He (Scott Feschuk, the aforementioned speech writer) doesn't exactly take himself seriously. That certainly helps.

It also helps when his musings are misinterpreted and generate the kind of faux-outrage we'll see a lot of in the next two months:

I am reliably informed that Conservative MP Jason Kenney just held a news conference at which he said the following about my blog reference yesterday to Omni subscribers:

"(Feschuk) said that Omni subscribers were socially awkward people who believe in UFOs. Scott's a funny guy, and I'm sure he'll say it was just a joke, but I think it's a joke in bad humour. What's he saying? That people from ethnic minorities who are the television viewers of Omni are paranoid, are abnormal, are ungrounded in reality? What's he saying?... I think he has to explain himself, and so does the prime minister."

It wasn't a joke, Jason. I was being serious. Of course, I was referring to subscribers to Omni, the magazine for science buffs and those who believe they've visited Alpha Centuri, not viewers of Omni television. (The fact that I know of Omni mag and Jason doesn't may speak to the fact he had a more socially successfully youth than I did).

In the spirit of interstellar goodwill, I make this offer: if Jason apologizes, I'll send him a free subscription to Omni and a tin foil hat.
Does this mean less grandstanding outrage and more real issues? Doubtful. But, it's amusing nonetheless. Both because it knocked down the overdeveloped "how dare you?!" reflex of campaigning politicians, but, as Feschuk puts it, also because there's a "hard-working person in the Conservative war room whose job it is to spend his or her day perusing this sorry blog for imaginary offensive references that Jason Kenney can get hysterical about."

November 30, 2005 -- 2:25 PM
posted by Pete

Hey guys,

So, since there are several people on this board that are well read in, and care about Canadian politics, I thought I'd post this on here. Normally I wouldn't post this sort of thing, but I can think of a couple people around here that may have a genuine interest in this.

City TV trying to find an "average" student who would be willing to go on City TV's news show between 5:30 and 6:30 p.m. for five Fridays between now and the federal election to share his or her opinion about how they think the election campaign in going. The student would be one of five people on a panel. If anyone is interested, please let me know asap. Email's probably the best way.

November 30, 2005 -- 12:49 PM
posted by eric

i like how he's blowing shit up

November 30, 2005 -- 12:12 PM
posted by Jsese

I love this commercial. I guess it was banned in the states, and since I havn't seen it here also.... it may be here too. Xbox360 has some pretty sweet commercials.

it sounds like I missed out on some good times last night. hopefully I can make it out next week

November 30, 2005 -- 9:57 AM
posted by eric

hahahahahahhaha awesome I LOVE IT !! LOVE !!! IT!!

November 30, 2005 -- 7:54 AM
posted by Dana

So yeah... That's a pretty good picture there Jere. We'll talk later.

November 30, 2005 -- 2:39 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

shit. I totally randomly came across the myspace profile of the girl who works at Wee Book Inn on whyte ave. Why is she the most adorable thing ever? And why is she so into sci-fi? Hello, can we say awesome?

My god, the mysteries of this universe never cease to amaze...

November 30, 2005 -- 2:19 AM
posted by eric

sucks about your back.
jeeez we're getting pretty old here huh? problems with warts, throwing out our back, senality, what the fuck is next? AIDS OF THE BRAIN?!?

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