just registered for some Fall classes....shit i feel like skipping them already...this can't possibly be a good sign.

Drill-bit guy and Tron-costume guy, meet nail-gun guy:

An X-ray image from Providence Holy Cross Hospital in Los Angeles shows 6 nails embedded in the skull of Isidro Mejia.

well, no one thinks they're on the far side of any spectrum... there's almost always someone more extreme
plus we always judge things from where we see them ourselves
not that I'm defending him or anything... wacko


oh, and Andy, love it. It brings Captain Planet to a whole new light.
I used to watch that show all the time, but I never liked Ma-Ti much, so it's about time.
all that stupid "heart" stuff... who needs heart anyway? :p

okay, what am I doing?
Director? am I crazy?
Can I actually do this? I know less than half the stuff I need to.
Holy shit, there are so many things coming up now.
I've got close to 10 meetings already scheduled.
And I don't even know what I need to know for those meetings.
We're hiring someone too. And the resumes I've read... wow.
Man, there's so much I could've done differently in my life.
And even now, there's so much I could be doing instead of this.

oh, right. I had no money. I guess I needed a job.
But a whole 12 months? and all this responsibility?
What was I thinking?
And you know why I applied? Half of it was guilt.
Leila and Geneva kept telling me stuff, sort of like last year and presidency.
How am I going to keep this going?


Things keep coming up like:
"you wouldn't have been hired if we didn't think you could do it"
"there's a reason we chose you" and "you're all leaders"
and there's this little voice inside of me that says:
"they're talking about you, this is you, alison"
but I don't want to believe it.
And there's another voice that says:
"sure, they picked me because no one else was available"
It's almost like I've been groomed for this my whole life,
but I don't want to see it.
And what comes next? anything? nothing?

maybe this will lead to some crazy coup d'etat,
or world takeover, like we'd planned, eh Par?
What else could there be?

Everybody: I'm back.

Jeremy: what the hell are you talking about?

Tron Dude: he's the shit; don't you dare laugh at him.

Andy: good shit. I'll re-read it again a bit later... and maybe I can come up with some constructive criticism... but I gotta check my e-mail and get some sleep first. haha

Andy, it was good and all but fuck! Couldn't you have at least use a different animal... sooner or later people are going to ask you why'd you use a bear Andrew? Then you're gonna tell them... then sooner or later people are going to come up to me saying... "so uhhh.. Jeremy I heard you got fucked by a bear"
I can just see the jokes now...
"So I was getting fucked in the asss by a bear and he was saying "RRRRR! RoRRROrORRr!" And I'm like jeese buddy you're so gay!"

That's the last time we ever go camping in Egypt again!

Awesome shit Andy! Can't wait till the next round!

Andy that shit is golden... I want more! Now!
Let us know when more will be posted please!
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