http://www.elections.ca/

as Nader said when he was speaking here, it's our Civic Responsibility, and i fully agree. however my humble opinion is that Canadian politics are just flat out fucking boring.

Snake in his pants

I just watched a video of a girl who can't be more than 15 years old, break the world record for "stacking cups". I literally shit my pants.

Watch the video HERE!!!


No, literally.

Here are my crabs Itchy and Scratchy after having just finished taking their first weekly bath:

I hate you, Audrey...

More on The Hitchhiker's Movie.

And more quotes from IRC:



#1730 +(2487)- [X]

<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?

#5259 +(2318)- [X]

<reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away
<reuben> i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob
<cristobal> why don't you put ice on the stairs
<cristobal> and heat up the door knob
<cristobal> and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer
<cristobal> then a few years later, fade from the public eye.....

#180081 +(2232)- [X]

<kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<kylev> hahahahaha
<kylev> some girl just came onto our floor
<kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"
<kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about
<kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism

#210766 +(1617)- [X]

<Casey8> Diana Ross' husband died
<Tarrier> how
<Casey8> fell while climbing in South Africa or something
<JennAway> that's sad
<Bubbaprog> i guess there is a mountain high enough

#2617 +(1709)- [X]

<Plot> I was either going to die now
<Plot> or get 80% third degree burns atleast
<Plot> someone had the gas nob opened
<Plot> I went into kitchen
<Plot> switched a bulb
<Plot> and wham
<Plot> kitchen was filled with one big ass fire ball
<theForger> woah dude
<C--> damn
<Jyrsija> jesus
<ThaDragon> If you just blow up your kitchen, and then proceed to get on IRC and tell people about it, you might be a junkie.

so...
my house, tonight, 8ish. I'll meet you out back for a fight!

nah, just come on by, BYOB, but I'll have pop and snacks, and maybe cake
we can watch some movies, stay out of the rain and just hang out
what do you all think? see ya later, I hope ;)

"Par, you opened up a Pandora's box of bizarre latin phrases..."

Yeah Paras, nice Latin.

Maybe that's why your programs suck; computers can't compile all that Latin code you fool!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Albert- that's the funniest thing I've read in MONTHS!!!!





Even funnier than this:

Q: What's the hardest part about being a roller-blader?
A: Having to tell your father you're gay.