No, and no.

Besides, according to the almighty word god, a douchbag can also be used for enemas.

And no matter how mad with power you've become, alison, even you can't invent pop culture phrases.

Oh, and Bork.

no I spelled "the" wrong. it was just too late to change things when I finally noticed.


and come on, douchebag? can't you find a less female-derogatory term to call people?
it is a pretty lame phrase anyway, but it's still derogatory all the same.
how about enema-pump? it's still a pretty nasty insult and non-sex-biased.
we just need to make it catch on now.

Validating your existence and reason for posting.

Greatly confused...

Why can't life be more simpler... why can't randomly destroying things provide answers?

Yeah, plus he spelled "the" wrong. What a douchebag.

and now a quotation from your friendly neighbourhood Conservative Party Leader:
"Human rights commissions, as they are evolving, are an attack on fundamental freedom and teh basic existence of a democratic society. It is in fact totalitarianism. I find this very scary stuff." Stephen Harper, BC Report 11, Jan 1999

hmm... "human rights... very scary stuff" so maybe he's not exactly saying that, but it sure seems close some days. I loved the Sunday Reader cartoon yesterday... Paul Martin pinning a note to Stephen Harper's back: "Ask me about Abortion" tee hee

Michael Moore is contemplating making Tony Blair his next victim.

yah Beck, WTF.

Beck, first you come out of the closet, and then you show your boob, causing riots in London? WTF?

And in other news:

1. huh?
2. what? (I just love that headline)

it would've been just as easy to quote "And in other news, five days until I'm off to the Shuswaps!". Makin me work for nothing. haha bastard.

And in other news:

1. huh?
2. what?