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June 15, 2004 -- 12:00 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

June 15, 2004 -- 12:00 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

    "You are my gulab jamun, you are my jalebi,
    let's get to slammin and make me a baby."


    --Old Hindu love proverb

June 15, 2004 -- 12:00 AM
posted by Jere

    Limejeet, you stop this crazyness right now!
    Don't make me slap you in the currybag and pummel your falafel.
    Are you listening to me Limejeet?

June 15, 2004 -- 12:00 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

    oh yeah... I somehow neglected the word BASTARD which is also in reference to a man. For example, you'd never say "That bitch is such a bastard." But alternatively, an acceptable usage would be:

    "That son-of-a-bitch is a real fuckin bastard." And we all intuitively understand that the speaker is specifically refering to a man.

June 15, 2004 -- 12:00 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

    I was just thinking about it... and I thought it was kinda interesting that the meaning behind so-called 'curse words' are often very gender specific. I don't mean in the literal sense like how 'douchebag' is a purportedly femenine 'hygeine product' (for lack of a better descriptor). But in terms of who these words describe. For example:

    1. Ass MALE
    2. Asshole MALE
    3. Fucker MALE
    4. Bitch FEMALE
    5. Douche(bag) MALE
    6. Motherfucker MALE
    7. Slut FEMALE
    8. Whore FEMALE
    9. Cocksucker MALE
    10. Son-of-a-Bitch MALE
    11. Cunt UNISEX
    12. Prick MALE


    Of 12 of the most popular vulgar insults, 11 of them are reserved for reference to a person of a specific gender. Not only that, but each has a very specific definition of the negative traits associated. For example, while 'asshole' contains the root word 'ass', the meaning of the 2 words are nonetheless quite different. Specifically, an ass refers to a man who is making a fool of himself whereas an asshole refers to a man who goes out of their way to make people miserable.

    Also, while my selection of 12 words is by no means scientific, it is interesting to note that 8 of the words are used to describe men, compared to a measly 3 attributed to women. Not only that, but the literal definitions of the words seem to be completely irrelevent when it comes to gender-referencing of the vulgarity; for example, a man can be a cunt a prick and even a cocksucker simultaneously.

June 14, 2004 -- 11:35 PM
posted by M. Mash

    eric, all philosophical quibbling aside, if u were to approach a group of black guys and say, "wuzuuuuuuuuuuup niggers," ur shattered body would be reclaimed from a dumpster... if u want to look at it from a purely pragmatic pov... damn the shit u learn in a soc class could get u killed if ure not careful... speaking of the "n" word, did u see what that group of "n"s on the pistons did to the "n"s on the lakers? i hope u did, because it was a great game.... not just that but a great series overall, definitely the best since 94... DEEEEEEEEEEETROIT BASKETBALL.... i just love the way those guys play, and for the first time in the playoffs they were executing their offense to perfection... i always said they had a great chance against the lakers but i never expected a blowout... in other news gary payton is a cunt, a giant smelly one with a yeast infection

    love,

    M. Mash

June 14, 2004 -- 11:27 PM
posted by P

    Feeling the love for Big Brutha yet?


    And what's this validation of existence business?

June 14, 2004 -- 6:17 PM
posted by AD

    Yes, as Pete so lovingly put it, thank you Alison for giving my funny bone so much fodder. From now until we tire of it completely, the new insults will be "tampon" or "condom".

    For example; AD, you are such a bloody condom!!

June 14, 2004 -- 6:09 PM
posted by pete

alison, you're such a maxi-pad.

June 14, 2004 -- 6:07 PM
posted by anonymous

    Validating your existence and reason for posting.

    I didn't want to sound like a nihilist but this was in reference to video games. Like in Link when you need to open doors you just destroy everything in a room. Or like in crazy shooter games were you destroy everything on the screen and the game then gives you answers. Yep just geting answers from life by kicking as much butt as possible.

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