Validating your existence and reason for posting.

If anyone needed to learn counterinsurgency techniques it would have to be you Beck. This could possibly help you retain your web identity and prevent people from using your identy for their practical jokes... Actually I am one to talk... I don't even have a name in the "name section"...

Oh yeah... I remember - he ditched all his "friends" that kept stealing his online identity, and lived happily ever after.
Or he went home and downloaded some rodent-rectum porn.
I forget.

That Beck is one sick guy...
Whatever happened to him anyway?

That is disturbing...

Why would you need another friend if you already have a donkey?

Look what Beck said to me! And then logged off MSN!

Beck says:
My name is Matt. I enjoy ramming live rodent up my rectum.
Beck says:
I also take pleasure in pepper grinding my erect penis.
Beck says:
My donkey is my favorite friend!
Beck says:
Will you be my friend too?

Or Im just wrong and its all browser specific...

<img src='http://www.cse.msu.edu/~postrobe/images/bush-dumb.jpg' height='30%' width='30%'>



<img src='http://www.cse.msu.edu/~postrobe/images/bush-dumb.jpg' height='50%' width='50%'>



<img src='http://www.cse.msu.edu/~postrobe/images/bush-dumb.jpg' height='10%' width='10%'>




See... even at a reduced size I think my point about G.W. Bush is clear.

Oh yeah, a friend of mine has this as his e-mail signature right now. I thought it was brilliant:


"On movies: Some have too much talking, some have too much action, some
are only interesting the first three times, and some are classics to
while away a lifetime with." - from 'Talking About Women While Talking
About Other Stuff` by Lincoln Harmstaed

Actually, sticking "width=100%" in between the '<' and '>' of your 'img' tag will create an image much like the alteration I made to Jere's corgi. This is not recommended for images with text, however (eg. Comics). Browsers can resize images about as well as Maddox can be subtle. (obscure 'net culture reference? . Demonstration of how badly browsers resize images? )

Hey kids, here's trick to keep your images within the browser and stop the side scroller: <img src='url_of_your_image_here' height='50%' width='50%'> It doesn't need to be 50% but some other proportion that keeps the behemoth pictures within our screens. Annoying eh?