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October 28, 2004 -- 5:47 PM
posted by alison

I wasn't necessarily complaining. Think of it more as advice for all those of you debating future career paths. There was no "I hate _____" It was merely "never do _____" And yes, those often can be interchangeable... but all the same, things like "never do _____" where the _____ is filled with "use petroleum jelly as a lubricant while using a condom" don't necessarily have to be complaints, just good advice for those of you considering those types of actions in the future.

Anyway, yeah, now I'll complain: I hate banging my head against a brick wall. and that's that.

October 28, 2004 -- 5:02 PM
posted by M. Mash

its nice to see people so cheery..... if theres one thing people love to hear, its other people complaining

October 28, 2004 -- 2:47 PM
posted by Al

Bueracracy is man's excuse to create red tape. Why red tape, I don't know.

October 28, 2004 -- 2:46 PM
posted by Al

Don't worry I hate school to.

October 28, 2004 -- 1:46 PM
posted by Leo

I hate school....

October 28, 2004 -- 10:40 AM
posted by alison

NEVER get involved in the bureaucratic process. never work in a bureaucracy... if you actually want to live a happy life.

bloody hell.

October 28, 2004 -- 8:48 AM
posted by Al

Eric about that link you just put up, Is it just a advertisement for a restraunt? If it is I'm confused at what it was trying to do. Unless it was giving street cred to said restraunt then I understand.

October 28, 2004 -- 1:21 AM
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October 28, 2004 -- 1:18 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

It's from the Do's and Don'ts videos. Some of them are gold. Like the one where this baby's being born and his head is popping out. The guy says something along the lines of "Look at that fuckin crybaby! SHUT THE FUCK UP- you're being BORN. You wanna live in a vagina the rest of your life?" But that Iraq shit is the best. Oh, and the bit about the 12 year old boys and their hot legs is pretty fuckin great too. "fuck you mike!"

October 28, 2004 -- 12:45 AM
posted by eric

best bits on Conan tonight:
the unveiling of the new Postage Stamp series.

the afriad monsters series- werewolf man trying to catch a cab in a bad neighborhood, dracula asked to give a toast at a wedding, mommy at open mic night in a comedy club, godzilla finding his girlfriend's pregnancy test.

and the thing about the deservedly extinct animal series with the North American Mouthless tiger was pretty keen too.

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