awesome.

I can't do nothin' bout Chad. He's his own woman. As fraternal twins, I was born with the two right hands of the family. That shit's genetic doncha know? I can't help it he got gayed up in some woman's uterus. He's my brother, and I love him... from a distance. I had to slap a restraining order on him because he tried to hug me last thanksgiving. I think he's just trying to transmit his homo disease so he can have more boyfriends.

Krispy Kreme Krist, now got some some major disturbance!! "shit eating gays?" fuck on!!

PS Freddy, tell your brother Chad Kroeger to stop being such a homo

Hey, I didn't sell out for $5!!! That Freddy's a liar!!! Don't listen to him!!!




It was $10.

holy shit. Settle down, people! And stop using "fag" as a derogatory term. It's not nice.

I think the only internet protocol that I can see around here is that paras should eat shit. How's that for a protocol? And speaking of IP addresses, I know where you live (face told me for $5bux that backstabbing prick) and tonight I PEE ON YOUR ADDRESS for once!!!

Never call freddy a lefthand again. I already told you I'm not one of those gays. You'll learn. Oh, YOU'LL learn.

...."the gays?"...

whoa. this place has totally gotten out of hand.
right fuckin' on.

I alternatively contend that Paras is an asshole and there's no way you'll catch me acting like some left-handed faggot!!! WHO DO YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE... THE GAYS???

So many bizarre people today. I wish I had some way of telling who they are. Like an address, say, from which you could determine who was using the internet protocol. Oh well, a man can dream. I do find it interesting that freddy and face both use the term "scrolly wheel". I guess we'll never know for sure, though...

Besides, freddy, clearly your left hand doesn't have the fingerblades. I contend that you could use the iPod scrollwheel. You just choose not to because you don't have any music to play. (Either that, or your ears are so badly burned you can't get those supremely stylish headphones in...)

(That's not news, Alison. That's months old! Now this is news.)

Thanks freddy, you're right! I knew there'd be someone else out there *cough cough* besides me *cough* (ahem, exscuse me) who isn't so easily impressed with those scrolly wheels!