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January 28, 2005 -- 9:36 AM
posted by eric
GUESS WHO'S BACK MUTHA FUCKS?
January 28, 2005 -- 9:32 AM
posted by eric
that's stinky about the Unicorns.
now for some news about the friends of the Unicorns, HOT HOT HEAT:
Check out a short video clip of the new single, "Goodnight, Goodnight"
(it's a little more straight ahead than i would like, and the chorus is awkward. i think they may be suffering from third release blues, especially with Dante leaving.
the band whom HHH will be touring with, Louis XIV
January 28, 2005 -- 9:18 AM
posted by alison
uh, yeah... that's how it goes... holy shit Taylor... if I didn't have the faintest clue who you were, I'd be militantly angry at you.
but I think the fact that I know you a little bit, and Michael Franti is singing, makes it okay for you to be a complete asshole. ... but only under those exact conditions.
January 28, 2005 -- 12:52 AM
posted by nobody knows my face
I bet Fox would give my show airtime. If not Fox I can always take it to Spike! TV... What could possibly be manlier than my TV show? Maybe another sweet Jesse James show where he makes fuckin rad bikes and then rides them through mexico shooting guns in the desert... but that's about it I think.
Alright, I like my track-record so far. That makes (count 'em!) THREE get-rich-quick schemes! I shoulda never wasted my time on this University bullshit. You don't need a degree to get rich quick. That's more like get rich slow. Ten years of school pissing money out of your ass going through Med, and then another ten years paying off those debts... and THEN getting rich. Fuck that shit.
January 28, 2005 -- 12:47 AM
posted by nobody knows my face
Tonight I came up with the best premise for a reality TV show ever:
Bull's Eye For The Gay Guy
(Big GAYm Hunting)
It's all about shootin fags in the forest.
eh, eh?
The catch phrase is everytime a hunter scores a fag in the head with his 12-gauge he yells "bullseye!!!". It would be like on The Apprentice when he says "you're fired". Everybody waits to hear him say it. In my show you'd be waiting to hear "bullseye!!!" instead. And at the end of the show when they tally up how many homos bit it, they play that Q.E.F.T.S.G. theme song that goes "All thing's just keep gettin better!"
January 28, 2005 -- 12:40 AM
posted by nobody knows my face
So there have been rumours that the Unicorns broke up. Nobody really knows for sure...
Except for this one guy here in this fine city of Edmonton who e-mailed them and found out that they did indeed break up. Apparently Alden is starting a new band, and Nick may or may not be joining the (highly over-rated IMO) Arcade Fire.
You heard it here first ladies and gents...
January 27, 2005 -- 10:35 PM
posted by carls
cawcawcaw i'm a birdie....my ear fucking hurts. also if you are going to halo i am excited for you, i will also be there and maybe we can dance together....my ear fucking hurts soooo bad. maybe if i think about how much fun i am going to have 2morrow nite i will feel better
January 27, 2005 -- 6:57 PM
posted by nobody knows my face
Paras... feel free to edit that lost post and put "Friday February 4th, 2005" at the top. And feel free to delete this one while you're at it. Oh don't thank me, you're welcome.
January 27, 2005 -- 6:55 PM
posted by nobody knows my face
January 27, 2005 -- 6:46 PM
posted by nobody knows my face
HOLY SHIT!!! That homestarrunner site is the funniest thing I've ever seen!!! FUCK, that's hilarious! Thanks for the fuckin link man! I can't believe I'd never seen that site before...
I see it was sooo good that Paras already added it to the links at the left! Holy shit that kid is fast.
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