Not Dante from Devil may Cry but close enough.

She could want to be your friend if she is a lesbian. She likes your style and you two obviously have the same interest (I don't know what you talked about), plus you didn't push her down and accuse her of being a dyke. You are a liberal minded male with a good sense of style and she wants to be your friend (if she is a lesbian as you claim, even if she wasn't it doesn't really matter she still wants to go for coffee.), so go for it and don't think too much about it. Have fun, enjoy each others company, nothing wrong with that.

Because (I can't believe you're reading this part) censorship (why are you reading this? What's wrong with you? There is absolutely nothing of interest here) is (You just don't give up, do you? What do you expect? Credit card numbers? Government secrets? Official documentation of my "problem" strange combinations of fruit and wrenches? Or did you expect the blacked out part to make sense?) fun! (You're hopeless)

Sorry, thought the mood needed lightening. Or lightning. Haven't decided yet.

heeere's Johnny

Eric, that was not directed at you. you don't use those words in the pejorative. I think you've actually got a decent handle on things. it's the other negatively-connoted uses of those words that really piss me off. you're using them in a far more inclusive, general and non-insultive way, which some people are not. like I said, perhaps I've made my explanation a little too high-brow, or something, but you definitely are not the reason why I've posted these comments. It's the other ones like "what a fucking douchebag" not "okay niggas, let's go do something" that raise my ire.

I hope that explains things. you can still read whatever you'd like to read into it, that's fine by me. we're all entitled to our own opinions on things, and perhaps I am coming from a place of paranoid white privelege. maybe i'm coming from a place where I don't want to become my bigoted redneck father, maybe i just like censoring people. read whatever you'd like to into what I'm saying, just know that I wasn't directing it at you.

um... go for coffee?
she could be bi, and know other hot women she wants to share you with.
I mean... yeah coffee.

Okay, so here's the sitch bitches... maybe you can help a brotha out:

Say you're dancing, minding your own business when this girl comes up to you and totally picks you up. Like, I mean- she makes all the moves that the guy should normally make. She hits on you, she asks to dance with you, she asks you your name, she compliments you, she fishes for compliments herself... the whole deal. You don't instigate shit... it's ALL her. All you're doing at this point is going along with it. Now say she's dancing with you totally close and won't stop complimenting you on your clothes but then she says (and this is the important part):

"You know, if you were a girl, I'd totally be all over you!"

At which point, you're not entirely sure what she means, and you try to formulate something to say, but before you can accomplish as much, she asks you:

"Are you disappointed to hear that?"

And you (being as sharp as a douche in a bag) quickly respond "naw, I'm just glad I have someone to dance with."


Now, say you continue dancing for a few songs and talking and making small chat and even though it seems pretty evident that she's 100% a lesbian (even though she doesn't seem like it), she asks you for your e-mail address. You give it to her, and then she says she wants to go for coffee with you and makes you shake on it.



WHAT THE FUCK!??? Did I just pick up a lesbian!?? Now what the fuck do I do!?????



For a lesbian she sure seemed interested in me. I can't wrap my fucking mind around this... This is sooo confusing.

Are there record stores in Calgary? ARE THERE RECORD STORES IN CALGARY!?? HOLY SHIT are there record stores in Calgary!

Hit up Record Land for all your oldskool vinyl needs. They have it whether you want it or not. It will blow your mind just walking into that place. It's like if an entire floor of rutherford library contained vinyl instead of books and it was jammed into half the space. THAT'S Record Land. The prices aren't amazing, but they're not stupidly expensive either. It's the kinda place you go to when you can't find the shit you're looking for anywhere else. I got myself some Buddy Rich records when I was there.

Also, maybe Eric can help me out with the name of the place... but there's this one store that's a comic-shop on one side and a record-shop on the other side (like half-and-half) and it's TOTALLY sweet! If Eric doesn't know the name of it either, just ask some people in Calgary where the record/comic shop is that has a mural painted on the brickwall side of the store? When we were there, everything in the entire store was 30% off. It was soooo rad. I spent like $200 in that store alone. And as opposed to Recordland, they specialize in more contemporary stuff, all the indie shit, all the hipster shit, all the hip-hop shit; they got it.

Between those two stores you're set. Nonetheless, there are some other places you can hit up too, but those two should be your main concern.

I'd like to see that can you hang on to it for me please?

can you say, holy fuckin' intense batman?

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