why doesn't spellcheck recognize "lightning" as a word?

Taylor, pay attention for one minute. If she was all over you like that, she is definately into you. Sure, she could be bi, but I'm going to go with something a little more sinister. I highly doubt she really is a lesbian at all. Every time a girl is having a guy she wants to pick up but is having difficulty, I always give her the exact same advice. Not as much of a joke either. I tell them that all they have to do is tell the guy she's bi, and he's pretty much hers to toy with. It sounds sad but it's true. A girls rating jumps about 10 points just based on that simple little statement. I think that was just an attempt at putting the nail in your coffin. Or maybe she is, and she just likes you intellectually or as a person...

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To link it (the actual code):

No suprise here.

Lightning!!!

Not Dante from Devil may Cry but close enough.

She could want to be your friend if she is a lesbian. She likes your style and you two obviously have the same interest (I don't know what you talked about), plus you didn't push her down and accuse her of being a dyke. You are a liberal minded male with a good sense of style and she wants to be your friend (if she is a lesbian as you claim, even if she wasn't it doesn't really matter she still wants to go for coffee.), so go for it and don't think too much about it. Have fun, enjoy each others company, nothing wrong with that.

Because (I can't believe you're reading this part) censorship (why are you reading this? What's wrong with you? There is absolutely nothing of interest here) is (You just don't give up, do you? What do you expect? Credit card numbers? Government secrets? Official documentation of my "problem" strange combinations of fruit and wrenches? Or did you expect the blacked out part to make sense?) fun! (You're hopeless)

Sorry, thought the mood needed lightening. Or lightning. Haven't decided yet.

heeere's Johnny

Eric, that was not directed at you. you don't use those words in the pejorative. I think you've actually got a decent handle on things. it's the other negatively-connoted uses of those words that really piss me off. you're using them in a far more inclusive, general and non-insultive way, which some people are not. like I said, perhaps I've made my explanation a little too high-brow, or something, but you definitely are not the reason why I've posted these comments. It's the other ones like "what a fucking douchebag" not "okay niggas, let's go do something" that raise my ire.

I hope that explains things. you can still read whatever you'd like to read into it, that's fine by me. we're all entitled to our own opinions on things, and perhaps I am coming from a place of paranoid white privelege. maybe i'm coming from a place where I don't want to become my bigoted redneck father, maybe i just like censoring people. read whatever you'd like to into what I'm saying, just know that I wasn't directing it at you.

um... go for coffee?
she could be bi, and know other hot women she wants to share you with.
I mean... yeah coffee.