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June 09, 2005 -- 10:33 PM
posted by Par
You know what's worse than your sibling deciding that "the family" will do the landscaping for your new house?
Worse than him nobly declaring that he will take the brunt of the work?
Worse than him holding this fact over you before he even starts?
Worse than you being the one that actually does 90% of the landscaping work?
Worse than having to redo the same side of the house three times (two and a half of these times on your own)?
Worse than discovering that, upon laying the last paving stone, you are 2cm of space away from having it perfectly flush with the end of the walk?
Realizing that it's your own goddamn fault for starting the paving stone path 2cm further away from the other end than you had to.
Oh well, it's almost done now. I just have to settle two of the stones a little better, even out the rocks and redistribute some rocks to less covered parts of the yard, and it'll finally be done. And only 10 months overdue. (Not overbudget though because, well, taking on the work by yourself pays absolutely nothing.)
Oh yeah, and I have to figure out how to best guilt my brother about this. What do I need....?
June 09, 2005 -- 9:34 PM
posted by Beck
Wow it seems that I am really a terrible, terrible person.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score |
---|---|
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Very Low |
Level 2 (Lustful) | Very High |
Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Very High |
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Moderate |
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Very High |
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Extreme |
Level 7 (Violent) | Extreme |
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Extreme |
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Very High |
Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test
June 09, 2005 -- 7:03 PM
posted by nobody knows my face
break time. A major portion of my portfolio has been completed this afternoon. Good work me!
June 09, 2005 -- 7:02 PM
posted by nobody knows my face
well, he can be promoted to King or something. And besides... who ever said there can't be more than one prince?
June 09, 2005 -- 5:35 PM
posted by Par
Bah, it's probably the doppelgänger that walks around CAB...
So, the upcoming NBC reality show called "Who Wants To Be a Hilton?", starring Kathy Hilton, famous for mothering (?) Paris Hilton, is apparently "tragic — really bad." I wish they had paid me the production money, so I could make that pronouncement on my own...
June 09, 2005 -- 5:22 PM
posted by eric
from the Listen Records mailout:
Kevin Smith
November 22
@ Winspear Centre
Zah?
June 09, 2005 -- 5:21 PM
posted by eric
i don't think i sent you that Head Automatica, but i did post the leak on May 29, 2005 -- 7:03 PM
Album drops in August and it's killin' already.
my understanding of Satan is that he's behind me.
June 09, 2005 -- 4:26 PM
posted by Par
My understanding of Satan et. al. may not be the most complete, but isn't Satan the Prince of Darkness? At the very least, I'm sure I've heard that title somewhere, indicating to me that it may have already been taken.
Besides, you're competing with Judas, Brutus and Cassius! Those fuckers know evil (of which, apparently, a large portion is betrayal). I would think the best you could end up with is Duke of Lesser Darkness or Baron of Western Abomination. More likely, though, is a Lordship, like all the truly evil people.
June 09, 2005 -- 4:12 PM
posted by nobody knows my face
Oops, I forgot to mention all day... but regnyouth is no longer being updated. Be grateful I showed you those links yesterday when I did kuz now you'll never get regnyouth updates again!
