of all people, my Mom forwarded this to me... it's good for a laugh or two:

Ethics Test

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.

Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.


You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

Suddenly you see a man floundering in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer . . . somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's George W. Bush! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to pull him under.

You have two options--you can save the life of G.W. Bush or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful men.

So here's the question, and please give an honest answer:



Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?

So i need some help with my homework. . . . .

NEXT saturday - October 1st - 4:00pm

School across form southgate (Magee School, i think)(i figured this is pretty central)

if you are interested please let me know.

Looks like that genetic algorithms have already been submitted to Dembski as of 10:44 last night. They didn't quote scientific american but it sounds like the same case.

"It was very weird. It would've been so much calmer without" the televisions, Pia Varma of Los Angeles said after the plane skidded to a safe landing Wednesday evening...

Passengers saw landing drama unfold on TV

so according to my insider, a certain MATTHEW LISSACK is going to be performing a standup set at the Comic Strip on Oct 19. sooo 1337
stay posted on that shit
also Fongzie's probably up this weekend. wordness indeed.

Hey, Beck, I need to win $100 from Dembski. Can you remember what issue of Scientific American had the article about evolutionary algorithms developing circuit designs that are better than human-designed circuits?

and yay, safe landing

There's a passenger jet over LAX with it's nose landing gear stuck partially deployed...

Prophet of Pastafarianism proffers his personal perspective on the pirate-preferring providential power:

GM: How do you feel about your growing number of followers? Do you think the newcomers are just jumping on the bandwagon or do you believe they are true Pastafarians?

BH: I think it's cool how much FSMism, or pastafarianism, has grown. I always wanted a cult.

what's really cool about all of this is that there actually is NOTHING in my device manager. I know how to install the printer (because that too wasn't working) but the rest of this stuff.... no idea. so, I'm going to call Staples... stupid bastards... and stupid brother for getting the compy infected with a virus that needed stupid Staples to repair... grr. not that it'll be fixed before I leave by any means... but at least it'll get done. knowing my bro and dad, it'll still be lacking improvements in November if I don't act on this myself.