Greatest quote from the Tim Hortons line-up: "I'd like it hot, black, and lots of it."

Lousy horizontal scrollbars...

okay, shit. I got sidetracked. Tonight It's 5:00. Whateves. goodnite.

how did 4:00 am become my new bedtime? Fuck EVERY night that's when I go to bed. I think I gotta fix this shit. It's wake up, work, eat supper... maybe do something for a few hours... and then I gotta just surf the net in my room for like the next 5 hours because everybody in my house is asleep and it's the only quiet thing to do in my room. So that's basically 5 hours wasted every fuckin night... when really I should be tacking those 5 hours onto the START of my day so that I can do whatever I want without waking people up. But shit... I've asserted this many times, and I still stand by it: I was born nocturnal.

DAMN IT ALL TO HELL.

This guys' shit cracks me up:

This one's for M.Mash:



Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round!

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"You are my gulab jamun, you are my jalebi,
let's get to slammin and make me a baby."

--Old Hindu love proverb

Limejeet, you stop this crazyness right now!
Don't make me slap you in the currybag and pummel your falafel.
Are you listening to me Limejeet?

oh yeah... I somehow neglected the word BASTARD which is also in reference to a man. For example, you'd never say "That bitch is such a bastard." But alternatively, an acceptable usage would be:

"That son-of-a-bitch is a real fuckin bastard." And we all intuitively understand that the speaker is specifically refering to a man.