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June 15, 2004 -- 11:08 AM
posted by alison

    t'was an entertaining set of banter, wasn't it?
    I don't know if I'll end up using those newly appropriated insults,
    but it sure is fun to know we've all got a bunch of new words to use...
    falafel, eh, Jeremy? You all make me laugh.

June 15, 2004 -- 12:09 AM
posted by edo

Greatest quote from the Tim Hortons line-up: "I'd like it hot, black, and lots of it."

June 15, 2004 -- 12:08 AM
posted by Par

Lousy horizontal scrollbars...

June 15, 2004 -- 12:04 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

okay, shit. I got sidetracked. Tonight It's 5:00. Whateves. goodnite.

June 15, 2004 -- 12:03 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

    how did 4:00 am become my new bedtime? Fuck EVERY night that's when I go to bed. I think I gotta fix this shit. It's wake up, work, eat supper... maybe do something for a few hours... and then I gotta just surf the net in my room for like the next 5 hours because everybody in my house is asleep and it's the only quiet thing to do in my room. So that's basically 5 hours wasted every fuckin night... when really I should be tacking those 5 hours onto the START of my day so that I can do whatever I want without waking people up. But shit... I've asserted this many times, and I still stand by it: I was born nocturnal.

    DAMN IT ALL TO HELL.

June 15, 2004 -- 12:03 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

    This guys' shit cracks me up:

June 15, 2004 -- 12:02 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

    This one's for M.Mash:



    Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round!

June 15, 2004 -- 12:00 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

June 15, 2004 -- 12:00 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

    "You are my gulab jamun, you are my jalebi,
    let's get to slammin and make me a baby."


    --Old Hindu love proverb

June 15, 2004 -- 12:00 AM
posted by Jere

    Limejeet, you stop this crazyness right now!
    Don't make me slap you in the currybag and pummel your falafel.
    Are you listening to me Limejeet?

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